A Not So Shiny Star

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

perrytheteenagegirl:

flying-assbutt:

When I first started reading fanfiction and this came up…

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Then:

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Now:

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The best part is: The pic is way too small to read the text but we all still know what it says…

paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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carriehopefletcher:

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

I love this!

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
iPhone user: Emojis
Android user: damn :/

whoresam:

leviahthan:

there was actually never an explanation as to why the first petrol station dean encountered after rising from the grave was deserted and i think about that a lot 

Well the trees were blown away around his grave maybe something happened near the people in the petrol station and that’s why there’s no one there??

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

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